Happy Wednesday! Linking up with Kathy for my weekly confessions.
This week has been so long that I feel like it should be Friday.
In a bind, I will floss my teeth with a strand of my hair. Yes, you heard me, my hair. And I'm completely ashamed to admit that mom is a dental hygienist and my uncle and grandpa are dentists and I rarely floss.
I take my phone to the bathroom with me at work about 80% of the time. Don't try to act like you don't!!
I still do this....every time.
You know what bothers me? When people say "eXspecially". Please effing show me where the "X" is in eSpecially!
There is also no "X" in ESPRESSO!!!!
That is all! You're welcome!
hahahha love all of these - so funny!
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I still spell out WEDNESDAY the way that E-card has you do it - every single time!! Flossing hate it and my husband seriously makes me do it!! Ex-pessially....not a word...Irregardless not a word either...also....ANYWAYS not a word...it's anyway lol!
ReplyDeleteLOL YESS!! I hate it when they pronounce it that way! My reaction is pretty darn similar the one expressed in the Card!! I hate it lol!! And taking the phone into the bathroom with you is golden! I still haven't figured out what it is yet, lol! :)
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haha flossing with your hair? You must have some thick strands girl. And dont let be get started on the 'exspecially' UGH
ReplyDeletehahahah! i do that with my hair too!! or if there's something stuck, i'll fold up a piece of paper (or anything that i can fold) and use the corner to dig it out.
ReplyDeletethanks for linking up!
-kathy
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expescially annoys the eff out of me! i absolutely spell out wed-nes-day haha glad to know i am not the only one :) i am sooo bad at flossing. maybe i should try my hair. haha. i dont take my phone to the toilet, honest! because my boss doesnt care if im on it throughout the day, but i used to when i worked other places.
ReplyDeleteIt is the absolute worst waking up and thinking its Friday!
ReplyDeleteThese are all great!! Especially, "expsecially!" Sooo wrong! Lol.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Yes ma'am, I always take my phone to the bathroom too :) And oh yes, I have to say Wed-nes-day too
ReplyDeleteOh my that is one I've never heard of... flossing with hair. Girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.
ReplyDeleteI totally take my phone to the bathroom with me!
BAHA HOW is it that I'm only finding your blog now?! Love it!! I feel the same way when people add that "X"! SO annoying!!! And I busted out with your flossing confession. At least you floss with hair...I just...don't....sshhh...
ReplyDeleteum you take your phone to the bathroom?! WEIRDO! haha Happy Wed-nes-day ;)
ReplyDeleteThese are too funny! I am always bringing my phone with me to the bathroom. Yes to the no 'X' in those words!!
ReplyDeleteExspecially annoys me too! What is wrong with people!?
ReplyDeleteAhhhh you totally rock for the floss admission. AND I take my phone with me 90%.... and in the elevator and I will LEAVE a meeting to go back and get mine! :)
ReplyDeleteThat's the second time this week i've heard someone using hair as floss...who knew?...Also my phone goes with my Everywhere or else I freak out lol
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh I've totally used hair as floss before! bahahahahaha!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo the fact that I'm not at all annoyed with the invisible X's in those words makes me think I do it (in which case, English is my second language....have I ever told you that??!) but seriously I don't think I've ever heard anyone say eXspecially....maybe at Walmart but that's a different story for a different time.
ReplyDeleteAlso when you're talking about mispronunciation & spelling you can't do this: "There is also is no "X" in ESPRESSO!!!!" b/c then you make me all sorts of confused.....haha. I know, I'm a Jerkx!
I don't think my thin hair is strong enough for that! I can't stand when people say "yous" like "yous guys going over there?" WTF is that????? Are you going over there? Why yes I am......ughhh
ReplyDeleteHaha I love that you confessed about taking your phone to the bathroom...I do too. Why does it sound so gross?!
ReplyDeletehahahah OMG your hair!? thats hilarious! my hair is so fine i am sure it would break if i tried : /
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