Happy HUMP day!
All day yesterday I was thinking it was Wednesday, you know its going to be a tough week when you keep thinking you're a day ahead and you aren't.
If you saw my post yesterday you know that I did a little dresser refresh this past weekend. Well guess what, all my clothes are still sprawled out on the bed in the guest bedroom and it appears that they will stay there until at least Thursday when I have a night at home. It's amazing how efficient I was painting it and putting on the hardware but as soon as I was done, I was done. And for the next two days I wont have to dig through the drawers cause it's all laid out.
I may or may not have kinda sorta lied under oath...
I had jury duty last week and when they asked us to raise our hands if we had an excuse I did and the judge brought me into his chambers....a shit ton of other people did too, it wasn't just me. Here's how the conversation went:
Judge: What is your excuse?
Me: I have a mortgage and my company does not pay me for jury duty (truth)
Judge: Most large companies do...
Me: I wish mine did (giggles from the attorneys) (truth)
Judge: Do you have savings you could live off while serving jury duty?
I'm pretty sure my eyes jumped out of my head a little but I didn't miss a beat
Me: Umm....No (Half Lie...I do have savings...it's not for serving on a jury...)
Judge: I'll excuse you.
Me: Thank you very much
Happy that its hump day, even though I though yesterday was hump day.
Hope you all have a great rest of the week!
I didn't realize they take you into chambers to hear your excuse!! But yay for being out of it! xo, Biana -BlovedBoston
ReplyDeletejury duty - ugh. i love your excuse for getting out of it; i'll have to file that away in my head for future use!
ReplyDeleteUgh it's the worst thinking your a day ahead when you aren't. Wow, I can't believe that got you out of jury duty! I tried the same thing a few years ago and they didn't care. And we didn't go into chambers, we had to announce it in front of everyone in the room. I guess that's what I get for trying to lie to get out of jury duty lol!
ReplyDelete<3, Pamela
Sequins & Sea Breezes
Fuck yeah, who has savings set aside for jury duty?! That's for emergencies and expensive shoes, dammit! ;)
ReplyDeleteHaha leaving your clothes out like that is so convenient for choosing outfits though! :)
ReplyDeleteum, wtf?! my savings is for me, not jury duty. as if. definite upside of not being a citizen, i am 99% sure they can't call on me lol
ReplyDeletehaha did he really ask if you have savings??? da heck is wrong with him? Thank god I can never be called because Im an attorney.
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